Kings of Leon (or possibly their managment team...I'm not sure who is to blame)

Kings of Leon, aka "The Kings of Indie Rock", performed on The Today Show this morning. I'm not sure who booked them or why...but, I'm sure they lost some street cred this morning.

Ashton Kutcher

Shine on Ashton!

From Us Magazine

Ashton Kutcher knows the secret to happiness, and it's Demi Moore.

"The real trick is putting yourself around people you admire," he says in the latest issue of Parade magazine (on newsstands Sunday). "That's why I married my wife. I locked in the brightest light in the room."

"My wife and I have an agreement in our marriage, and part of that contract is that we are going to shine our lights on each other," he says.

Paris Hilton

Congrats Paris! That's right, ladies. The Fat Douche of the Day is not limited to men.

Paris Hilton stated in an interview today that she is "not the dumb blonde" that the media makes her out to be. She is, in fact, a business woman. She is a brand. People can't possibly believe that she walks around saying "That's Hot" all the time. Of course not! Everyone takes her VERY seriously. I do...and always have. Especially during "The Simple Life". It was an extremely serious role that should have been Emmy nominated. Seriously.

Joseph from "Hell's Kitchen"

Joseph wants everyone to know that he ain't nobody's bitch, bitch! Noted.

John Gosselin

Congrats on the Fat Douche of the Day!! Quite an honor......

From Celeb Love

Reaching new levels of bizarre that have shocked us all—none more so than heartbroken party girl and former mistress Hailey Glassman—John Gosselin is seeking refuge in the Southhampton home of Michael Lohan and the arms of recently resigned former Star reporter Kate Major.

Read more: http://www.yourtango.com/200929380/jon-gosselin-dates-tabloid-industry#ixzz0MW7Sxadn

Terrell Owens

Congrats T.O.! You can go fuck yourself!

I know, I know...obvious choice. But, you should know as much as I hate the dude for his sideline bullshit, I have tried to like him. I watched his new reality show on VH1 titled "The TO Show" and I enjoyed it. Really...no joke. I thought, "wow, this guy is actually ok. He seems very approachable and lovable". Then, at a press conference today, T.O. said that he thinks that the NFL should give Michael Vick a second chance. And he can't believe that more players aren't standing up for him. And if the Commissioner doesn't give Vick another shot, then he should spend 23 months in jail.

Wow! Not only a world class athlete, but an idea man as well.

My treadmill

Congrats Treadmill!

I didn't leave my apartment today. So, my treadmill is the only thing that pissed me off. You're not even making my ass smaller....fucking asshole treadmill.

Peter Cammarano - Mayor of Hoboken, New Jersey

Congrats Peter! You are the FAT DOUCHE of the DAY!

From New York Daily News

A day after the feds carted him away in cuffs, Hoboken's young mayor showed up to work defiant Friday morning and said he has "no intention" of resigning.

"I want to state categorically that the charges that have been leveled against me in federal court are completely baseless, and I deny any wrongdoing," said Mayor Peter Cammarano, the 32-year-old rising star who's been in office just 24 days.

Outside Hoboken City Hall, Cammarano said he's innocent until proven guilty.

"I look forward to a day in court where I can vigorously defend against these charges... and clear my name," he said, refusing to take questions from the crush of media around him.

Cammarano was accused Thursday of taking $25,000 in bribes from a federal snitch posing as a developer.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/07/24/2009-07-24_hoboken_mayor_peter_cammarano_i_didnt_take_bribes_and_im_not_quitting.html#ixzz0MDsarCPd