Congrats Treadmill!
I didn't leave my apartment today. So, my treadmill is the only thing that pissed me off. You're not even making my ass smaller....fucking asshole treadmill.
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Dear blog reader(s): This blog was set up to call out douche on a daily basis. When I read "The Secret" and learned what we put out in the universe we receive back, I freaked out. Maybe I was "Secreting" douche on myself. Maybe this blog was causing my random “shit myself” episodes. I’m not sure, but I was suspicious. I decided to revamp this site to “Douche vs. Non-Douche” … a weekly submission. This way, I can “Secret” back both a normal me and a douche me; hopefully achieving bowel balance.
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